You Know You're From North Jersey When...
You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls.
Someone at the beach once called you a benny.
You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town.
You know what CCM is and a good percentage of people from your high school go there.
You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan.
You have or know someone with mafia connections too.
You think the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets.
You have at least one friend who drives a truck.
You've been camping.
You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English.
You can't remember when Clifton didn't win a softball championship.
You know where to get drugs in Paterson, Newark, or New York.
You've been to a party in the woods.
You've purchased fireworks in Chinatown.
You played in a P.A.L league.
You liked the Jets even before this season.
You know where to get a freshly cooked Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich at 2 a.m.
You've been to the Sussex County Fair.
You remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there.
At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.
Z-100 used to be your favorite radio station, now it's K-Rock.
You think people from South Jersey talk funny.
Every single place you've ever worked had a "back" that was entirely staffed by hispanic people with the radio blasting salsa music.
Most of your friends are at least 2 different ethinic groups (probably one of them being italian)
You'd rather be getting tortured in the jungles of vietnam than on ANY highway in north jersey at rush hour.
You think that even people living in South Jersey are hicks.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from North Jersey.
some of those are scarily true.... hehehe